WHAT'S HAPPENING TONIGHT?
So much! Tonight is a new "Top Chef" featuring a VERY dramatic moment at Judge's Table. After "Top Chef", we're running a sneak preview of "Tim Gunn's Guide To Style" on Bravo, and I will be live on bravotv.com taking your Top Chef questions with tonight's eliminated cheftestant and Mizz Gail Simmons! That is a lot of stuff.
HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT KATIE COURIC IN IRAQ?
I feel fine about it, but I find the examination/review of her trip in today's papers to be simultaneously curious and sexist! I think the whole coverage of her doing the "Evening News" to be unfair and sexist, by the way.
WHAT IS YOUR ISSUE WITH YOUR COUCH?
Well it is funny that nobody asked this because it is really on my brain. I got my couch recovered blue and I have this psychosis where I will be waiting for a new piece of furniture, or a new lamp, or a wall to be painted, and I will get it in my head that that one little thing is gonna be the piece of the puzzle that will tie my entire apartment together, solve all my problems, eliminate world hunger, and get rid of Paris Hilton. Of course the piece of furniture arrives and none of the above happens. That being said, I LOVE my recovered couch and it is coming as close to bringing world peace to my apartment as anything can do.
DID YOU GET ANYTHING ELSE RECOVERED?
Yes I had four stools recovered in lemon ultra suede. They were also delivered yesterday and I am crazy about them. I had people over last night and a ladyfriend had a ladyaccident on one of them. A ladyaccident that I thought only happened in Junior High School. So that was an amuse bouche to go along with the lemon ultra suede......
DO YOU HAVE A WIDE STANCE?
As much as I would enjoy talking more about poop and my poop on this blog, once I start I will not stop so I am going to leave the poop talk to our Glory-Hole Lovin' Hetero Senator from Idaho.
YOU DIDN'T WEAR SOCKS TODAY. REGRETTING THAT DECISION??
Not yet, but I will be. My dogs is barkin'.