This episode opens with another gem from Vicki. When Brianna stops by her office with Troy and talks about her upcoming move to Oklahoma, Vicki almost has a panic attack...and a stomach ache.
At the Dubrows' groundbreaking hoedown, Lizzie proves that this isn't her first time at the rodeo.
Farts should always be happy in our book.
After she shows up late to the shindig, Shannon felt horrible. Man, if I had a dollar for every time I said what she said...
Tamra tries to remedy the growing tension between Heather and Shannon by calmly explaining the situation.
Just a couple of Housewives bowing to their partners.
Vicki is thrilled to be dancing with the new ladies.
Aww, a sweet little Dubrow moment. Mother-son dance!
What better way to follow up some square dancing than by riding a mechanical bull. Eddie knows what I'm talking about.
Well, if it isn't former Miss Kentucky herself... Yee-haw, Lizzie!
Maybe Shannon wasn't as graceful as some of the other riders, but at least she looked like she was having fun.
...until she looked like she was actually in danger.
But her husband David was there with some words of wisdom. We'll just leave this right here for you.
After Tamra's turn on the bull, she went down hard. She even took a trip to the hospital. Hey, she calls 'em like she sees 'em!